The Planet's Mognet

[The messages appear one at a time, in fairly quick succession. They're preceded by a lot of messages consisting of things like 'aaaaaaaa' or strings of emoji. She's (kind of) mastered writing words with the phone. She hasn't yet got the hang of the difference between the mognet and the search engine.]

green stuff

what is green stuff

show me picutrs of doggs

who put me in green stuf

why is it green

do dogs com out of green stuff as well as peopl

why did green stuf take my hat

[And yes, many of these questions (the one about dogs especially, she has been very insistent) have been answered, as far at they were able, by very patient WRO staff while she was recovering. Multiple times. She probably wasn't listening.

And then, after a few hours-]

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