themognet | voice; 001

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[canon: zack fair]

voice; 001

All right. Hey guys - and gals too. Zack here! That is the younger but no less dashing one of the two. I have a serious request. Two serious requests, really.

First, where can a guy get a drink? Really get a drink. I need a place that isn't going to stop me after a couple, you know?

Secondly? Company! I mean really, who wants to do that sort of thing alone? I can't be the only one that needs it so come one come all. Limited time offer!

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Someone has to keep you out of trouble. And I know Edge better than you. I can show you the place to go.

Wow hey. I don't need a babysitter.

No--you just need someone to guide you home if you manage to get that drunk. If you make a fool of yourself before that, I won't stop you.

[ Zack hums, conceding. yeah okay but... ]

You can't come unless you're there to have fun too.

I'll drink. I'm not going to drink as much as you, but I'll drink.

Probably couldn't handle it anyway.

Whatever you say, kid.

Pick you up at 7, old man.

Don't be late.

Me? Late? Never. Just make sure your little wifey knows you're going out to play.

[Yes that is definitely him sputtering on the other end.]

She's not my wife!

Just she nag you?

Shut up.

Does she get exasperated by everything you do? Does she remind you to do this and that? Does she act like you are a child that needs looked after?

If so, then yes. Yes she is totally your wife, man.