themognet | 01 -- Two Boys and a Bed -- Video

[A general Mognet post today because Lea and Isa need anyone who can help.

Lea points his camera at the mess of wood and metal that is going to be their bedframe.

Eventually.

He hopes. Currently it’s just a disaster with Isa sitting in the middle of it, fuming and sweaty. Their apartment, like so many, is powerless.]

So...anyone know how to read backwoods Wutaian? At least I think that’s what the directions are in...or was it something else, Isa?

I think that’s what it is.

[He squints at the directions before holding them up for Lea’s phone to capture.]

[And yeah, it’s some dialect of Wutaian that two boys from Kalm would never have learned to read. Lea sighs]

Never buy a bed from a backalley furniture store, guys. Even if it’s a great deal for a queen-sized bed.

[Yes. Two teenaged boys got one queen-sized bed. No, they don’t see a problem with this.]

Okay, you’ve asked. Turn that off and go change the laundry to the dryer already.

You nag, you know that?

I wasn’t nagging. Nagging would imply I asked you more than twice.

[He pauses.]

You’re not still filming this are you?

[Lea snorts]

I'm getting it, I'm getting...Nag

[It cuts off.]

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...you know.

We never looked for that.

[This is why they keep her around.]

Maybe it's that then!! I've heard that Wutaian is really hard to learn. [Pause.] At least that's what Yuffie has said... but she might be exaggerating. I don't know.

Thanks, Marlene. I looked and there are labels on them, but they're also in Wutaian.

...why would you put labels in Wutaian. That's stupid.

Knew there was a reason it was so freaking cheap...

I suppose for the same reason you would write the directions in them.

It's still stupid!! How do they expect people to make their things? Not everyone has a friend from Wutai they can call to help them with things like this!!

[Clearly this is unacceptable.] I think you should get your money back!

It's very stupid. And they have a no returns policy.

Which is also stupid.

Very.

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