01 -- Two Boys and a Bed -- Video

[flamesbond]

[A general Mognet post today because Lea and Isa need anyone who can help.

Lea points his camera at the mess of wood and metal that is going to be their bedframe.

Eventually.

He hopes. Currently it’s just a disaster with Isa sitting in the middle of it, fuming and sweaty. Their apartment, like so many, is powerless.]

So...anyone know how to read backwoods Wutaian? At least I think that’s what the directions are in...or was it something else, Isa?

I think that’s what it is.

[He squints at the directions before holding them up for Lea’s phone to capture.]

[And yeah, it’s some dialect of Wutaian that two boys from Kalm would never have learned to read. Lea sighs]

Never buy a bed from a backalley furniture store, guys. Even if it’s a great deal for a queen-sized bed.

[Yes. Two teenaged boys got one queen-sized bed. No, they don’t see a problem with this.]

Okay, you’ve asked. Turn that off and go change the laundry to the dryer already.

You nag, you know that?

I wasn’t nagging. Nagging would imply I asked you more than twice.

[He pauses.]

You’re not still filming this are you?

[Lea snorts]

I'm getting it, I'm getting...Nag

[It cuts off.]

Comments

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[notachocobo]

[Oblivious. So. Oblivious.]

Only natural it becomes something more then.

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[flamesbond]

Knew there was a reason it was so freaking cheap...

[video]

[notachocobo]

It is the same thing sometimes. Depends on the relationship.

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[flamesbond]

But there is nothing more! Seriously, it was just way cheaper to get a queen sized bed.

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[aiza]

I suppose for the same reason you would write the directions in them.

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[notachocobo]

Sure kid.

[video]

[aiza]

Well it's not in this case. Okay?

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[narrating]

It's still stupid!! How do they expect people to make their things? Not everyone has a friend from Wutai they can call to help them with things like this!!

[Clearly this is unacceptable.] I think you should get your money back!

[video]

[backwatertrooper]

Guess that makes sense. [But it's said in a wryly hesitant way because seriously.] Or at least you will have a bigger bed. At some point.

[Sorry, Isa, he probably shouldn't grin, but he is, just a little, before he nods.]

Yeah. Text me the address?

[He thinks he has a good enough grip on some areas of Edge and the maps now that it shouldn't be too much of a problem.]

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[notachocobo]

If you say so.

[video]

[flamesbond]

Well, what about you and Tifa then?

[video]

[notachocobo]

What about us?

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[backwatertrooper]

Nothing wrong with books. [He's not sure why he feels the need to defend it, but he does.]

... but I'm not sure I'd want to keep them in my bed, really.

[Unless he fell asleep reading?]

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[aiza]

[Isa sighs and shakes his head in amusement.]

I should have seen that one coming.

I'll send it to you now.

[He texts their address to him, with directions from 7th Heaven just in case.]

[video]

[flamesbond]

Are you two dating or are you two just really good, old friends?

[video]

[flamesbond]

He falls asleep reading sometimes.

[video]

[notachocobo]

[Dry look is dry.]

She's not my type. We're just friends.

[Very very close friends that have been through hell and back okay.]

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[aiza]

I've only been saying so since you brought it up.

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[aiza]

It's very stupid. And they have a no returns policy.

[video]

[flamesbond]

Okay then. So're Isa and me.

[LEA THIS IS DIFFERENT]

[video]

[notachocobo]

Right.

[He still doesn't believe it.]

[video]

[notachocobo]

So Isa's not your type?

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[flamesbond]

Which is also stupid.

[video]

[flamesbond]

I don't have a type, and Isa's my best friend.

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[aiza]

Thank you for finally agreeing.

[Because he has decided that's the best way to end this whether or not it's the truth.]